Let’s try something new. Each month we will release a fun, funny, or downright dumb shirt in limited quantities. Once they sell out, that’s it, better luck next month. They’ll all be right around $20 and will ship for free to the lower 48 states.
This month’s shirt is inspired by our very own Project RealHawk and the nasty tire-shredding burnout we promised and still haven’t delivered. Turns out, it’s winter here in Michigan and burn outs on ice aren’t really impressive. We do however have this rad shirt available, and you can’t even tell it’s one wheel peel!
Mike Manley, head of Jeep, said in an interview with The Detroit News last month that the new model Wrangler JL and JT “probably” won’t debut until the second half of 2017. It was rumored this summer that we would get an official glimpse at these new Wranglers the first half of next year (2017). He did state that production is still on schedule and the vehicle, “is looking fantastic.” Hopefully, we should see the new Jeep in showrooms by the end of the year.
The buy-it now price of well-built Cherokees on popular auction sites is going through the roof! But unfortunately the availability of nice XJ’s is on the decline. Here at JcrOffroad we decided to do something about it. Based on old government technology that Anthony found browsing skeptic blogs and reading classified military documents; we’ve secretly been in development of this amazing machine for years. It’s now finally available to the public.
Just take any beat-up, busted, or broken vehicle and drive it through the XJ Awesomizer 3000 and out the other side will come a clean, built, trail ready Cherokee worth upwards of $30,000! That’s right, push, pull, or drag any piece of crap through and out comes the XJ of your dreams.
The price seems steep you say?! Well how can you put a price on a machine that basically prints money in the form of Jeep Cherokees? Forget gold, junk silver, or bitcoins; the Jeep Cherokee is clearly the currency of the future.
*Warning: Multiple trips through this device by humans has not been tested or approved by the FDA. Please call your doctor if you are experiencing any of these symptoms while near the XJ Awesomizer 3000: Headaches, nausea, back pain, projectile vomiting, appendage vaporization, blood shooting from eyes, loss of sphincter control, uncontrollable urge to chase squirrels, rash, fever, super strength, telepathy, lasers shooting from fingers, tasting colors, night terrors, growth of a tail, veganism. .
JcrOffroad is not responsible for damages to your pets, home, town, or a complete failure of your power grid because of the use of this device.
We are often asked if we offer discounts or coupon codes on JCR products. The official answer is not officially or often. We do sometimes run seasonal special offers or you are always welcome to call us directly at 269-353-1184 and try and work up a deal. The customer service team gets lonely sometimes anyway.
That’s right, here’s a chance to give your direct input into what new products or revisions to our current products you would like to see next! We would love to hear your input and ideas.
