We’ve always been XJ fans. JcrOffroad pretty much exists because in 2002 Brian saw that very few people were making Jeep Cherokee bumpers or rock sliders, but everyone was making Wrangler armor. So he put on his welding helmet and did what any smart entrepreneur would do, built parts for a market that had big demand with no competition.
But we’ve also always been goofballs here at JCR, and we are NEVER afraid to be the butt of our own jokes. Repeatedly.
So let’s go back to when you still needed a university e-mail address to be on Facebook. In those dark ages, everyone wasted their time on Jeep Specific Forums. No forum battle was worse than the Wrangler guys vs the Cherokee guys; frame vs uni-frame, doors vs doorless, roof vs… well you get the idea.
“CHEROKEES ARE FOR GETTING GROCERIES!”
“IT’S NOT A REAL JEEP UNLESS IT HAS A FRAME!”
Trolls would scream.
We weren’t Mall Rated posers though, oh no! We practiced what we preached. Always bringing freshly waxed, pretty rigs to the trail, then mercilessly beating the tar out of them. Then by the next weekend, they’d be all polished up again, ready to go on an ice cream cruise.
We happily sold only XJ Mall Rated Badges for many years, but then the JK came. Oh the JK, the great neutralizer in the Jeep model wars. With the four-door JKU, now the Wrangler folk had a station wagon of their very own; full of soccer balls, and screaming kids. Then soon there were new pretty rigs on the trail. JK’s with 20″ wheels and 50″ lightbars, JKU’s with perfectly polished paint and paracord grab handles are far as the eye could see. We had to invite them into our secret society, but we had to step up our game.
So in 2015, we did a full overhaul on the badges, using high quality brushed vinyl and a urethane dome covering.
Then we invited everyone to the club with the debut of the Wrangler badges for the two-door and four-door JKU. But we needed a face for the new badge, and what better spokesperson than a hand puppet unicorn?
So that’s where we stand today. We still offer high-quality Mall Rated Badges for two-door wranglers, JKUs, XJs and Grand Cherokees. Handicorn continues to feast off his fame. Hobnobbing with the celebrities of the off-road world. Eating sprinkles. Getting free stuff.
But know this. The JCR Mall Rated phenomenon has always been tongue in cheek. We don’t hate on any rig. So slap a mall rated badge on your waxed trailer queen, on your daily driver on 31’s, on the 80k rig you only use to get ice cream on Sundays. And if you see a video of a unicorn making fun of and slapping a sticker on a Jeep; know that he always has permission from the owner. And that it’s a badge of honor.
Keep on doing what you do.
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